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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

Tyler Bishop is a waffle

Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

Iif your reading this ur gay

What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

What ryhmes with turtle rape

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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