- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

why do firemen wear red suspenders. I dont know because they go with there hat.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Hey Jake can I use your lawnmower? Why Michael, so you can run over my cat like you did last night

Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

What is the best game in the world? There is no answer because that would be an opinion and opinions cannont be proved or measured.

In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

What did the snake say to the rat?

Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

What goes up but never comes down? This dick

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

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