A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

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Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

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That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

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Why can't february march Because april may

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Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

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your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

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What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

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Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

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why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

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What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

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what is orange and blue 2 colors

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

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what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

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How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

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A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

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tim tebow is a grat quarterback

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If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

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What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

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Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

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what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

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What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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