- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

What did the taxi friver say to the man? "You forgot your briefcase"

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

Bob Saget

Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

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