- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

Person 1: Ask me if i'm an orange.. Person 2: Are you an orange? Person1: No..

What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

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