How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

whats a joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

Major League Soccer

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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