N-E Pats never cheated

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Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

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Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

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whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

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It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

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Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

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what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

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Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

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So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

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What's the difference between car keys and truck keys? Literally nothing.

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You still alive? I used to be called proteus by the way, but then you disappeared and Neronism or watever its called now turned insane. I mean we killed you man! Out of mercy, you telling me a jacket changed you and everything? Where have you been? Six million followers? And all the shit that has made "moral man" the most lauded thing on Horsehead is you? Mind helping me make sense out of all of this?

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A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

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Bob Saget that is all

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

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What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

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why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

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What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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