Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

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My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

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What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

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why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

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Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

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Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

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Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

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The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

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Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

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Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

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Face...tastes like chicken!

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

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If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

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Urban ghettos

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What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

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Here's a joke The Holocaust.

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what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

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--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

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What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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