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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

How did the man die? He was killed alive.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a M.afia boss so they put him in prison.

Whats worse than finding an worm in your apple? 1942 BERLIN

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

In Soviet Russia my freedoms are severally restricted by communism.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Q:Whats rhe best part about spinning a baby round and round Stopping it with a shovel

What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

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