What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

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what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

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What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

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A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

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Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

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What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

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How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

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What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

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A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

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my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

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What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

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Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

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Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

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What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

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why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

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mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

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What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

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A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

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A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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