Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

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how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

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Why was the boy in the hospital? He was visiting his grandmother, she had cancer and the doctor gave her 3 months to live.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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What did the African-American toddler from Compton get for his birthday? Most likely nothing, seeing as his father left his mother briefly after his birth, and his mother uses all of her money to feed her heroin addiction.

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"Hey hey hey, did you hear the joke about the guy with terminal cancer?" "No." "Sorry to break it to you then."

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Why did the kid poo his pants? Because he was Matt Daly

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

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I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

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How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

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what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

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Tommy got neutered.

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What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

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your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

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A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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