What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

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You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

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Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

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Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

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What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination" and then he was resuscitated and became an atheist.

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You wanna hear a touching story? Once a pon a time you died. The end. (all anti jokes posted by me will be adressed with -blarg)

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What's the difference between a pessimist and a magnet? One is made of flesh and can talk, think and do things. The other is made of metal and can only pull things towards itself or push them away. But strangely, the latter is a lot more welcome in most situations.

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How do you get rich? Sell knives at warped tour.

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once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

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What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

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A man and a women are having sex. He farted so she left before he came.

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Roses are RED , Violets are BLUE , once Valentines day is Over , All ya girls is gonna go back to LOVIN' THE CREW.

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Roses are red viloets are blue mw3 sucks and bf3 is good

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Worms don't like apples.

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Why did a boy fall off the swing at a playground? He did not have any arms.

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A horse walks into a bar. He called him Arthur. Those are two sentences.

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A whole 'nother.

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Why didn't the Country club waiter enjoy iced tea? He's simply always had a preference for warm beverages. He assumes this goes back to his infant days when his mother would massage his belly with warm porridge.

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"New season of Dr.Phil. How does that make you feel?" ANGERY!!!!!

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why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

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What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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