- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

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