- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a horse and a chicken? They're different species and also the chicken is female, while the horse I was referring to is male.

What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless he's a witch doctor, then you'll need an apple and some ayaheusca. The fractal dream will destroy time and space as consciousness returns upon itself at times end

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

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What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

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