- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

when debbie meets downer

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

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