- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

your brother so fine that hes skinney

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

The truth is he loves her!!

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