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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

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