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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

why was the cat black it was a black cat

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

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