- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

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-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

The word "Walter" is never funny.

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

What did the prostitute say to the pimp? Can I have $50? She was found three minutes later beaten to death with a purple cane, and had many imprssions of rings in her skull

So two men were drinking beer and one asks "Why are you so sad today, Lenny?" The other man replies "Because I was just diagnosed leukemia." Four days later Lenny dies and his body was buried at Cherryhill Cemetery where his family mourned over his death.

A police officer walks into a bar. He uses the ATM and withdraws 20 dollars. After greeting the bartender he leaves the establishment and proceeds to go on duty. The cop was really friendly.

How was Charles Manson able to get women to kill for him? Because he was charismatic and intelligent.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Obamacare

You mama's so fat, that the doctor suggested that she go on a diet.

Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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