- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

Faithful men.

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

I'd like to make a withdraw

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

You sick fiend

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

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