- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

why was the boy sad? because.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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