What stops a train? A missile

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

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How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

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Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

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Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

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Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

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What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

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why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

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Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

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Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

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What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

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Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

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Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

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How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

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Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

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A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's genitals to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Your mom is so nice.

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what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

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Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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