- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

Why was the Black Boy shot? It was because he was walking alone at night in a dangerous neighborhood, where there are many gangs. People should know not to go alone at night in dangerous places, or even in the day.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

Feminism.

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

When you have read this, you've already read it.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

I fantasize about having sex with a moose

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

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