Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

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why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

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Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? She had no Arms or legs Knock knock Whos there? Not Sally XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

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How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

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Whats long and hard and women like to suck on them? A popsicle or long lollipop

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It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

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What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

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PENIS

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Yo mama's fat.

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How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

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Why did jim all I over? He dies

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Why did the fat Jew cross the road? To go to the bicycle shop to fix his puncture

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A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

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Remember that part where Jesus gets angry at a fig three and kills it because it "was lazy" for refusing to grow figs at winter? Brother Jeez, that was kinda mean man! You know it was winter rite? Anti Joke or not, that part is funny, so if Jesus returns and wants you to make him a sammich you better go get that goddamn sammich!

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

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learn. advance!

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I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

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Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

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