Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

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Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

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what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

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A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

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A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

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Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

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Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

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A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

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A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

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A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

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Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

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wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

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What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

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What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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