- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

Why couldn't the blonde get pregnant? Because she was dead, and her reproductive organs had stopped functioning.

what does a black person and an elephant have in common? what? they are both living beings who have their place in the world.

when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

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How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

A cat playing laser tag.

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

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