- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

An Aisian failed a test

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

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