- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

What do you call two dog? dogs

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

im not food

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

My girlfriend gave me her first ever blowjob last night. I came in her mouth and she washed it down with a can of Carling. Obviously she had to get that horrible taste out of her mouth, so she gave me another blowjob.

ROSES ARE RED VILOTS ARE BLUE I HOPE YOU KNOW IM A JEW

Why did the cow cross the road? Because he escaped the farm and didn't know what else to do.

what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

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