- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

DON'T READ THIS!!! you suck.

One Direction???? Gifted singers???? HA HA HA

how many dead babies can fit in a microwave? 3 1/2

Why did the chicken cross the road? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - I lied, it was a goat.

A moose walks into a store, walking up to an employee he says "Where are the potatoes?" The employee replies "Isle 5." The moose thanks the employee and heads off to find Isle 5. Upon reaching isle 5- he finds no potatoes.

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