why did the boy drop the ball. he was shot in the head.

Today, I was thirsty so I got in my kitchen and took a bottle of juice out of my refrigirator, I realised the bottle was empty, so I immediatly took a walk to the store and bought another bottle.

Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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