what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

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When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with,  "In accordance with Megan's law"  

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What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

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There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

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whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

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WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

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womens rights

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One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

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why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

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A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

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what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

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test

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

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Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

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What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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