- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

Your moma's so fat, she has a considerable list of medical health problems, and she is very miserable.

Why couldn't the Asian man satisfy a woman? He was in a coma.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in a van headed to the slaughterhouse.

Q: What do you call four black guys hanging in a barn? A: Farm tools

your mom is so ugly that she was made fun of in highschool so much that she now has social issues and a fear of close relationships which is why she left you and your father at age 5

DON'T READ THIS!!! you suck.

A man visits an anti joke site looking for some humor. realizing that its not funny, he closes the window.

what did the cerial killer get for christmas an electric chair

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to probably balance himself.

What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

What do you call a disease caused by an uncontrolled division of abnormal cells in a part of the body? Cancer.

Your mama's so fat, that when she opened the window, wind came in!!!

A man recently set the world record for jumping into a foot of water from 50 feet high. Luckily, this made the clean-up rather simple.

A man walks into a bar. He is followed by a chicken, 2 donkeys, a tiger, 7 cardinals, 3 horses, 11 chipmunks, and 2 squirrels. And they all lived happily ever after. THE END

Why did the small child cry? He was forced to dig his own grave at gunpoint.

why was the asian women such a bad driver? she was blind and had no arms

what dyu call a jew on the moon? a problem. what dyu call ten jews on the moon? a bigger problem. what dyu call all the jews on the moon? problem solved.

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

Did you know that Claire Seiter likes to drinkapplseiter? No. Oh well she does..

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