What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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