Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet,

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What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

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some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

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Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

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What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

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What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

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Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

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Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

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how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

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Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

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Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

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knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

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what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

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A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

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How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

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What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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