- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

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why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

Man: Did It Hurt Woman: Did what hurt? Man: When your legs were crushed after being run over by that semi

a red boat and a blue boat collided all the survivors still have nightmares to this day

Why did you loose the basketball game? Because they scored more points than us.

Why did the kid hide under the table? There was an earthquake.

Why are Pine trees green? Because light reflects at different wavelengths, and the chlorophyll, found in chloroplasts, being abundant in the needles of pine trees, Reflect the correct wavelength for green.

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped.

Two families of pedophiles go to the beach. One of the dads lays down to suntan and looks at the other dad. "Hey! Get out of my son!" he exclaims.

roses are grey, violets are grey, i dont have any cones, just rods.

What's short, green, and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

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