Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To pick up the carcass of its road-killed younger brother and weep.

a red boat and a blue boat collided all the survivors still have nightmares to this day

Two families of pedophiles go to the beach. One of the dads lays down to suntan and looks at the other dad. "Hey! Get out of my son!" he exclaims.

roses are grey, violets are grey, i dont have any cones, just rods.

Malcolm Johnson from Zenith windows, I was wondering if I could speak to you for a while about some fantastic offers which we currently have on double glazed windows....

The latter three thousand pages of this website.

Why did the kid hide under the table? There was an earthquake.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No Oh... well he hasn't either

A gay man walks into McDonald's. McDonald's serves people of all sexualities.

What's short, green, and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

What's worse than a dead baby falling out of a tree? Two dead babies stapled together falling out of a tree.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there are many theories as to why the aforementioned chicken crossed the aforementioned road. The most plausible is that the chicken was wandering around, when it came upon a road. Being a chicken, it did not know the dangers of crossing it, and proceeded to.

rocky is staring at us from outside...

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

No because your face is really f***** up.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. *opens door* Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...