- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

13 =B you just learned something

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

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