- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

Chris is hairy

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

What did the dancing amphibious landing craft say to the carrot faced caterpillar? wanna get in its cold

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