What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

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What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

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Error 37.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

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knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

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What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

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Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

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What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

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what is orange and blue 2 colors

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

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What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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Why was Johnny so mad at his father? Because his father had a constant drinking problem and was very abusive.

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Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are numerous things worse than finding a worm in your apple. Some include the holocaust and nuclear warfare

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A wise man once said a journey of a thousand steps starts with one step. The wise man also smoked weed and starved to death in a cave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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