- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

men's rights activists

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

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