What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

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What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

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2 black kids walk into school

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What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

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What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

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If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

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Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

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If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

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Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

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roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

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Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

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What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

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What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

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saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

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A French man gets into a fight

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What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

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Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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