Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

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Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

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What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

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Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

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What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

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What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

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old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

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Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

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Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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hey how do you turn the Xbox controller off thats easy turn the xbox off.

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what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

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What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

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what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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