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His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

2 black kids walk into school

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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