Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

non poop

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

Im gay What about you

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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