Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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A german walks into a London Pub. He turns to the man on his left and says, " Hallo Kolleginnen und dort bar Mäzen. Ich bin gespannt zu sehen, ob wir eine Beziehung herzustellen, wie ich gesucht Gespräch, als ich in der wunderbaren Kultur, die London zu bieten hat. Ist das in Ordnung mit dir? Heil Hitler"

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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9/11.

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What's a fun place to visit on the weekend? Uranus.

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One day a man named Tyler put a picture of an Asian in his wallet and proceeded to call himself Asian even though he was of Caucasian. Then a theif pick pocketed his wallet and was confused.

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Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

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What do you get when you cross a pumpkin with a kangaroo? An irrelevant punchline.

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Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

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Roses are black violets are black I can't hear anything I'm Helen Keller .

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Why was the boy crying? His parents were brutally burned to death in a fiery car accident.

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What's red and looks like blue paper? Red paper

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is different and the other between.

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What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

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i am a dino. RAWR.

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mmm i love marble bumhole

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What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

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Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

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Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

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Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

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Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

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