- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

A van drives into a car.

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

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