Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

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whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

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Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

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man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

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An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

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What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

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Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

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A bar walks into a man

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How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

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A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

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A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

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Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

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the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

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What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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