My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

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how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

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what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

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What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

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Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

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A Frenchman, an Irishman, and a Russian walk into a bar. The Frenchman orders a glass of wine, the Irishman orders a whisky, and the Russian, who prefers to be sober, orders a glass of water. They have an all-around pleasant night, yet they leave the bar upset. Why? A severe water contamination in the town resulted in the Russian man consuming a fatal dose of arsenic.

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your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

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Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

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What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

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How many people live in China? At least ten.

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An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

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what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

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What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

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Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

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How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

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What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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