- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

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Women's rights.

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

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Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

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