- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

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