- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

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