- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

[Set up] [No punch line]

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

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