What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

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Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

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Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

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roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

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Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

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What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

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Im gay What about you

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Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

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Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

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A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

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Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

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Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

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Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

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Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

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Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

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Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

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A Jewish man walks by a penny.

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What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

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whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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