- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

I love you

You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

whats 7+4? 74

What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

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