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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

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How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

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Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

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What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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