What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

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Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

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I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

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when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

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How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

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what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

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Tucker Rivera

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So, these two antennas were getting married. The wedding was great, but the reception was terrible!

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Do you want to hear a joke? No.

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why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

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A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

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Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

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What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

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Jokes Ki Duniya

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Yo mammals so stupid, she's got AIDS!

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Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

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What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

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Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

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Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

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What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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