Knock Knock. Who's there? Mark Mark who? Mark Jennings. Oh hey, Mark, come in.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What do you call someone who copies a previously posted anti-joke without doing any research to see if it has been posted before? a lazy good for nothing rectum licking testicle sucking gonad gobbling arse bandit with narcissism issues

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whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

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what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

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Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

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What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

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whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

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why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

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Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

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A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

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Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

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Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

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How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

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Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

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What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

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What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

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Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

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What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

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