What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

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If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

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Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

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dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

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Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

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What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

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Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

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What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

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If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

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Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

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You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

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Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock! Who's there? *Definitely not Lisa.

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Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

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why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

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So I was walking along the beach one day and I see this whale. Then this dolphin named Lennie came up and was like, "Hey whale, how've you been? I haven't seen you in a while." And the whale was like, "Sorry, but I can't talk to you." And Lennie was like, "Whyever not?" And the whale said, "Because I'm not a starfish!"

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

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A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

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what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

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Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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