Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

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There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

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What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

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Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

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How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

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Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

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pee

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Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

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Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

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Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

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bill goes to the room.. why? to fing a broom riddle boz full of burtiouse.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Why does Timmy Teblow love penis? Logan Cole made him do it.

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How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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