- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, and asks for directions to the nearest Applebee's.

Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

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